that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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