No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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