Me too!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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