hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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