so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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