Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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