I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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