There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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