I smell stomach acid.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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