Don't you send me to vm
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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