How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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