i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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