hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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