my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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