I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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