it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
if only i could text you this smell
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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