Your dad touched me again.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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