Buhtt sex?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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