We got so high we made milksteak
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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