fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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