Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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