that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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