it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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