Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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