we have officially lost it.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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