Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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