he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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