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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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