how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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