he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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