So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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