Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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