Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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