Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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