I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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