Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
