VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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