Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Life is so much better after having sex.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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