Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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