He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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