it was like his penis was on wheels.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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