Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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