In America we eat man semen.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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