Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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