There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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