he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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