Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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