I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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