HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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