i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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