Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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