She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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