someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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