it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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