I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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