All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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