No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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