Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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