They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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